Because I’m bored, and I haven’t updated my page in a while on here…  Here is a short list of people who I think should have their asses kicked…  (Obviously this is mean’t in jest…  I seriously do not wish bodily harm to any of these people, whether they deserve it or not…)

These are in no particular order, cause I really don’t feel like putting it in order…

The idiots that continue to cast Megan Fox in movies…

*** She can’t act.  She isn’t sexy in the least bit, and all she seems to be able to do is murder possibly good movies (Transformers, Jonah Hex, Red Sonja, etc.) and possibly has the ability to service producers/directors in a pleasing sexual manner…  STOP FALLING UNDER THE SPELL OF THIS SUCCUBUS!!!

Russel Brand

*** For being a no-talent heroin addict…  This one’s for you, Dale…

Rashad Evans

*** For talking shit about Rampage and wanting to kick his ass and all that, then subsequently stalling the fight for points to win…

Dana White

*** For buying out and burying the PRIDE brand (may be taken out since he’s doing a PRIDE rerun show for Spike…

Hulk Hogan

***  If being an overrated hack wasn’t bad enough… now he’s robbing the future of a possible wrestling product they can watch and be proud of…

Fox Executives

*** If it weren’t bad enough that they canceled the greatest show ever on television (Futurama)…  They slapped it in the face by bring back one of the worst shows on TV (Family Guy) instead, beforehand…

Todd McFarlane

*** Now I love Spawn, and in many ways, I respect Mr. McFarlane…  but that doesn’t grant a reprieve from his usually douche bag attitude and his hypocrisy pertaining to rights of characters others have made (notably Neil Gaiman)  Isn’t that why you left Marvel and help start Image?  Yeah, you may not use the characters he’s made anymore…  But there’s zero difference between the knockoffs you made for Medieval Spawn and Angela…  Beyond those two things, I do have respect for Todd… He’s a great artist/creator/writer and deserves all he made on the Spawn franchise and all that…  But in many ways, he’s just as corrupt as the company he original left…

2 Imbred Hillbilly Morons

*** For heckling me on the job only because they knew I could do nothing back…

Marvel

*** Because they suck…

Neil Gaiman

*** For writing comics I can’t understand (in all seriousness, I love Neil Gaiman, but his comics are the hardest things to read (for me at least)

Iron Man 2

*** For being better than the Dark Knight (and other DC Comic Movies)…

Non-Alcoholic Beer Drinkers

*** What’s the point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once again… this is meant in jest… so no lawsuits…  Thank You…

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