A comic book-esque picture of me created by Troy
Hello, my name’s Shaun… and this is my section…
Rather weak, wouldn’t you say?
I’m a man of few words… and a verbose vocabulary… I am the master of the ellipses and an avid Castle fan…
Better?
I smoke unfiltered cigarettes and have sex with 14,000 women a day…
Wait… I’m confusing myself with Chuck Norris…
It happens sometimes…
Anyway… Yes, Hello to me… and hello to you! I am Shaun. I live in my own little world! It’s such a friendly little world, and such fun… You will all enjoy it. Yes, you will, every one! Every two will enjoy it… Every three… Every four… So come to my world, curl up by the computer. We’ll be as friendly as bugs… So come on, I implore! Or, if you prefer to exist in your world… Festooned with old garbage. I won’t say you can’t, sir. Just lean back… relax… in that aged refuse… and enjoy my show.
How’s THAT for an intro?
(BTW, I did not write that… I stole it from a fantastic little comic called the Maxx… I’m not THAT original… or that good, yet…)
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